>Subject: Too Funny
In church on Sunday morning the preacher started out by asking:"How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"
About 50% held up their hands.
Somewhere in the middle of the sermon, he again asked: "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"
About 80% held up their hands.
Toward the end of the church service, the minister repeated the question and all responded by raising their hands except one small, elderly lady.
"Mrs. Jones? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?", minister asked.
"I don't have any", she replied, smiling sweetly.
"Mrs. Jones, that is indeed unusual. How old are you?"
"Ninety-eight " she replied.
"Mrs. Jones, would you come down front and tell the congregation how a person can live for ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world?"
The little lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, smiled sweetly
and said, "I outlived the bitches"!!!!!
FROM ONE OLD LADY TO ANOTHER,,, " I HOPE I OUT LIVE THE BITCHES ,TOO!!!!!
******* (LAUGHING! LAUGHING! LAUGHING ! ) ********